| Bio: | So one time i super-glued my fingers together when i was building this house out of popsicle sticks, my index finger and my middle finger is stuck together, my pinky and my ring finger is conjoined, this made me very mad at first becuase people started calling me Weber (I have lots of BBQ's), and my picture started showing up on the "Enquierer", however I have become a better person becuase of it, I can no longer give an unsuspecting ass hole of a driver the finger, unless its a "thumbs up", in which i would be sending the wrong message, unless i have a big smirk on my face which implies that I am being ironical, but when you are driving it would be very hard to tell that i am being a smarty-pants becuase usually in the drive going south on the 5 there are lots of bugs and when i get back into my home town of SLO, the window is all dirty, and you cant tell that i am giving the thumbs up becuase i am pissed, you will think that i am giving you the right of way, which i am not, and when you cut me off i become angier and will chase that unsuspecting driver down and make that person get out of the car, but before i can pummel them they see my webbed fingers they start to laugh, my anger then becomes shame becuase i never knew that they made super-glue remover, but too little to late the skin on my fingers have become one membrane and im too afraid to have them surgically removed, becuase when i saw my doctor he was eating a hamburger from Mcdonalds, and i thought that was gross, becuase he is supposed to be clean, and i read about that movie "Super size me" it made McDonalds sound more discusting becuase it cuases health problems and he threw up a box of french fries, and after a few weeks the doctors told him he was going to die if continued to eat Big Macs once a day, so now i dont eat at McDonalds and now i just make food at my apartment, but if is very hard to eatcorn on the cob becuase it is hard to hold, even when i have those spikes that go on the ends of the corn i still cant get a grip of, so hopefull one day i can engineer a new crop that taste like corn except it looks like a tennis ball becuase i can hold those but i cant hold corn, so if someone know anything about cross breeding corn and tennis balls please contact me. |
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